klauna

[raftel 🏴‍☠️ @strqwberrypeels]

No performative shit but something about calling the woman you love a bitch don’t sit right with me

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Do you all mind if we cancel?"
Me;

[_Munahhh @_SoftHR]

If you ever see me without my earrings, just know I’m having the worst day of my life.

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

estar sin dinero y tener flashbacks del dinero que gastaste innecesariamente

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

Sorry I do not reach out as often as I used to, I have been second guessing my career path,debating my life choices,and sleeping in any free time I get to escape the reality that is my life.

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

Ter um bom dia como adulto é literalmente:
• recebi pagamento
• comi algo gostoso
• ninguém me irritou
• fui para casa
• dormir

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

the female body for some reason has tons of mechanisms to gain weight unrelated to consumption, the male body on the other hand has virtually none, meaning if you're fat as a man its entirely your own fault you hungry hungry hippo

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When that random wave of not belonging hits mid hangout

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

If I was famous I would do so many q&a’s because unfortunately I love talking about myself

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Because they think Feminists hate Men but NO, WE DONT

We just hate pedophiles.
We hate rapists.
We hate men who hit & abuse women.
We hate men who profit from and want to control women’s bodies!!!

[yagi @yducknow]

me, because i have the social battery of an iphone 4

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

BRO EVERYTHING COSTS MONEY AND EVERYTHING HAS CALORIES

[keebahhhh🧚‍♀️ @alawiyeeee]

january me was so full of hope.

june me is just a survivor. 😭😂

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me not opening my bank app after spending too much money on Bullshit

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

My problem is I believe I’m supposed to have fun every single day