Sam 🕷️

Aspiring Zoologist | Amateur Nerd | Probably doing something silly (he/him)

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

My celebrity crush is that one TikTok twink who yells at food.

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

@EliMcCann @LeBongJames I really want to believe that people can change and grow after stuff like this, but I don’t think he’s properly taken accountability. Deflecting and even suggesting this is being propped up by another campaign is simply not taking responsibility for your actions.

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

I hope this does well enough that we have a full on muppet show revival

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Sabrina Carpenter has been cast in a Disney+ special of ‘The Muppet Show.’

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

A man being shot and killed at my former school was beyond horrifying. Having that act of violence be used to target vulnerable groups is disgusting and shameful.

[New York Post @nypost]

Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates https://t.co/4eonu2CcjS

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

@abbasolutelyy I have such weird feelings about this

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

It is really amazing that Sesame Street has been as resilient as it has been for this long. They continue to provide free research backed education to underserved populations across the globe.

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The Sesame Street library is coming to YouTube!
Beginning in January 2026, YouTube will have the largest digital library of Sesame Street content, with hundreds of full episodes coming to the Sesame Street channels.
Join us as we help children everywhere grow smarter, stronger, and kinder, one episode at a time

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

Life imitates art? No, life imitates 30 Rock.

[OH, MARY! on Broadway @ohmaryplay]

Jane Krakowski is Mary Todd Lincoln.

Beginning October 14.

[max🍀 @fleetwoodmaxpng]

funny how there aren’t any lighthouses in the middle…… #thinking #biden

[Sierra La Puerta | NYC @SierraLPNYC]

Need mother Wokeresa to teach these kids to be nice again thank god

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

@abbasolutelyy It’s no contest

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

I think Willem Dafoe would be a great Scrooge, but every other character should still be Muppets.

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Yes, infact I do remember when the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden said he wanted to make me his sex slave.

[Hips McGuee @Ezequiel__Hips]

I just hope they don't make it woke...

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

She’s perfect she’s beautiful and I love her 🐴

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

Just as Geralt has Roach, Ciri has her own loyal companion.

Meet Kelpie! 🐴 ❤️

[🇧🇷 🎸nathan.ᐟel ✴︎˚｡⋆ (on ttk @y2kchseul]

happy pride month

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Do I really have to pay taxes to these people?

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

It is very funny that the AI gave Trump a red lightsaber.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.

May the 4th be with you.

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

This is good actually

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Chappell Roan dressed as a blowup sex doll for ‘RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars.’

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

JD, you know what to do

[Sam 🕷️ @s1boyden]

Ok so the second episode of The Last of Us season two is a masterwork of adaptation and no I will not be taking questions at this time.