S1phiwe 

Yesterday is History
Tomorrow is a Mystery
Today is a Gift, that's why its called the Present

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@Dineshh0987 Battery acid

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@ZoyaCh8871 @grok Tonsils

[Ste @LFC92]

Van Dijk and Konate when we get counter attacked and Kerkez and Frimpong are in the opposition 18 yard box

[TsireledzoNR @YawehorNoway]

Zanzou waitresses after your card declines

[Nkulunkulu @Nkulunkulu_God]

"Abafana abashiswe."

Abafana:

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@ReleGlo Angimboni kahle, ithi akumule I bruku

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

Trent & Curtis on their way down to Brighton to help hijack the Caicedo deal

[Jay @idek_tb]

How women check their shower to see if it's hot enough

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@PLibeso Very clean, not sure about the natural part

[nico @nicothecuxk]

JUST IN CASE this site goes down, my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroya Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87104. To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. #RIPTwitter #GoodByeTwitter

[Man’s NOT Barry Roux @AdvoBarryRoux]

What are the things you learnt in school that are absolutely useless?

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Mina ngabona ngokuthi basnike ama Black Card sonke ukuthi nooh maan!
😭

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@Bongie_Haemz Orlando Pirates Don't have a Goalkeeper because of this

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@eNCA Bese Umuntu Ohlala eProtea Glen athi "Woza uzong'bona nje" 🙄🙄🙄

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@Mrskillmonger1 so this person decided to record and play soothing music while a human being is being attacked by a vicious animal? we live in a f*cked up world

[YaseBlock B 🇸🇿 @ThisIsColbert]

The only time anyone mentions Stogie T or his music is when we ask,

"Who's the best rapper in SA?" 🤔

Otherwise, nobody gives a fcvk bout him, and that's that on that... 🤐
Is A-Reece heading the same route? 🤷

Minnie Drip Asemahle Nasty C Parklands #ApartheidFlag

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@AdvoBarryRoux They meet Abakaki 💩

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@ayanda_yandiey_ We gotta go back home to our Wifes