suzanne

My name’s not Susan. Data & math enthusiast. Long distance runner. CEO of hotdogs.

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Quesadillas are just Mexican grilled cheeses

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My mile times might be the slowest they ever been, but I’m thrusting weight I couldn’t even clean last year 🥺

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Truly disgusted by the lack of support for Israel

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The worst thing about being in London is that British people don’t come with subtitles IRL

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My CrossFit coach said I have the best overhead squat he’s ever seen 🥰

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Unpopular opinion: Fourth Wing was mediocre at best.

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Can everyone stop having babies because now I want a baby and it’s just not a good time

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Is the music theme for rushtok this year 2007?

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STOP DEADLIFTING AT THE SQUAT RACK

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Why do all my Uber drivers drive nicer cars than me?

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One year ago I went on my very first date with my boyfriend 🥰

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Convinced that there isn’t a single person out there who consistently gets a good nights sleep and doesn’t have tummy problems

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@iamshellyshel Rude

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I denied two men for the job I’m hiring for and both had the audacity to be like “no, give me a second chance”

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@iamshellyshel Or slacked me!!!

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I sidebuttoned the President of my company three times today because I thought it was a spam call 🥲

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Just my 4th year in a row not getting selected in the NYC marathon lottery 😔

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@katherinemeoww It’s better for you to start on the floor!!

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Someone please explain wtf is going on

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

BREAKING: Another Train carrying hazardous materials has derailed just outside of Detroit, Michigan.

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SURE JOE

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

After the incursion by China’s high-altitude balloon, we enhanced radar to pick up slower objects.

By doing so, we tracked three objects posing hazards to air traffic. I gave orders to take them down.

These objects were likely tied to recreation or research – not surveillance.

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@AlisonSoup28 Since I’m also watching the last of us I’m way farther down that scale than I’d like to admit 😬