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Last seen somewhere in Ohio...

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@mommylandrants glitter? Try charms!

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@ch9 check it out!

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Magic beans. Right. I don't call a 7-story plant a beanstalk.

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When I was a kid, cartoons always had a scenario where someone ended up wearing a barrel. Why not anymore?

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Mmmm. Great sandwich. Should I tweet about it? No... Gonna go yell about it to people in front of the building.

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As a child quicksand scared me to death. It was around every corner. As an adult... well, it still scares the crap out of me.

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However, today I'm living an episode of Fraggle Rock.

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My life is an episode of Airwolf.

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Time to play "Sinus Infection or Not?"

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Ordered my new Bugatti Veyron today! Then woke up. :-(

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ketchup is the nectar of the gods.

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Little known fact: AMC's Walking Dead actually based on my really bad Junior year spring break.

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My 4 year old wants to know if we plant sesame seeds will it grow a hamburger...

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Enter to win a Nikon D7000 & @PocketWizard BETA Nikon Mini & Flex from Scott Bourne. Pls RT. Info at: http://bit.ly/9zT3Lj

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Introduced the kids to a little bowl of heaven from my childhood... http://plixi.com/p/51052784

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Today I'm living underground like wild potato.

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Roman candles were a blast. Now, where's the burn cream?

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Spilled nacho cheese on my Casual Friday tank-top. Damn.

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Can't wait for our lunch-time roman candle extravaganza!

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Tomorrow, two monocles.