george

[george @s2knogf]

im the type of guy to take a long inhale after my girl fart

[E D. Awg @Emawnish]

Sleeping 4 hours a night and smoking a ton of weed every day is good for you and healthy

[nic @nicefriend67]

Whoever invented salmon needs to get their ass eaten bro

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

I’m fucking up at work and I’m an alcoholic and I’m running out of money

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn

[Azur/Reker @warnoodle00]

Sometimes the big dog (me) needs a pup cup (25 beers)

[bonni🔆 @bonnibloop_]

Im 22 And I Got Oneshotted By Shitty Weed And A Warehouse Job

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

claude take my online dui course . make no mistakes

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

I got niggas on depop begging for balenciaga jeans I farted 100 times in at the hibachi grill.

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

if an alien abducted me i’d give it celsius and show it porn

[lo messiah @timchals]

what the hell, sure

[Jon Bird @2002tacomasr5]

If you could smoke beer I would be fucking dead

[chad @chasedbywasps]

it's ok to smoke cigarettes if you really want to. God will understand and make them not bad for you

[anxious bones @ayotarun]

fake suicidal mf i saw you take vitamin supplement

[⋆｡˚꩜ Chez @Venatiza]

phone dry, no food in the house, i keep dying in my game. im a bitchass loser

[☿ ‧₊˚ .:*・ @777ftdeep]

addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile

[Black Lodge Cult @BlackLCult]

Monday.

[ornstein @poopswag34]

my mexican boss consumes over 1000mg of THC a day while we are operating equipment