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[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Eggplants

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@XMoney Thanks! 😊

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Your ultimate supermarket translation guide:

"Fat free" means we pulled the fat out and poured sugar in so it still tastes of something.

"Sugar free" means sweetened with a chemical that ends in -ol and empties you by lunchtime.

"Low fat" means high sugar. Always. Check the back.

"No added sugar" means the sugar was already in there, we just didn't top it up.

"Heart healthy" means we paid for the little tick and fried it in seed oil.

"Cholesterol free" means it's a plant, plants never had any, well done for reading nothing.

"High in fibre" means we bulked it with something you cannot digest so chewing it feels like an achievement.

"Made with real fruit" means one grape attended the factory.

"Baked not fried" means same seed oil, different machine.

"Wholegrain" means beige, milled to dust, and it spikes you like the white loaf standing next to it.

"Plant based" means assembled in a factory from things a vegetable once stood near.

"Natural flavourings" means made in a laboratory, legally.

"Beef" means beef.

The front of the packet is written by the marketing department.

The back is written by the legal department, and only one of them is allowed to lie.

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@mattvanswol What a frigg'n idiot!

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@TiffanyFong Slop.

[AMSAT-DL @amsatdl]

Voyager-1 at 25.5 billion km away... @SternwarteBO

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@RaminNasibov

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@tschak Reading gmail on an AII is not very retro. :/

[Computer ♥ Records @ComputerLove_]

Volkswagen Phoenix Van, a compact van that converts to a tent-style motorhome, late 1970s.

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@FenixAmmunition LOL. Canada; retards that are only safe via proxy.

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@SaltyGoat17 I hate that I always find myself unfollowing people I once liked. But sometimes, I think you're just posting bullshit for clicks. Sucks, because sometimes you might actually post something worthwhile. :/

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@IfindRetards I'm pretty sure @mjfree is always in super stupid extra slow retard mode.

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You know what's bullshit? I was following someone that posted music I like. Somewhere they got deleted. And now even my bookmarks are gone for them. Fucking gay. And I truly like X. Bring the bastard back, or at least give me my history.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

FORT WORTH POLICE:
JUST ADMIT YOU VIOLATED AMERICANS FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS OF FREE SPEECH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👇👇👇

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@IAmSuburban The Cybertruck is great. You will love it. :)

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@rhensing It's really not worth the arguments. I have vehicles that easily cost $>20k for an engine; batteries are not a big deal, especially considering 3rd party.

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@mahkus @JWSPEED2 Durhhh de durhhh....

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@mahkus @XillixBaker ...I have a Cybertruck too, it stays on a 1KW charger. It's fine.

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@mahkus What crack do you smoke? My wife came home today with 56% and when I plugged it into my house it said it would take 1.8 hours to bring back to 80%. That works for me.