jessie 🌿

29 | queer | model | goth | stolen | mom | infj |

[jessie 🌿 @s3mpiternity]

@F1NN5TER

[jessie 🌿 @s3mpiternity]

I have no one to talk to about this but Gabriel Michael’s voice acting in Book of Azrael… holy shit. The delivery of the line, “You don’t know what I’m capable of!” should win awards.

[Brooke from Let’s Not Date @TheLetsNotDate]

I found 6 women who said they were political “moderates”. I asked them if they would be willing to take a quiz on whether quotes about reproduction came from the 19th century or now.

To convince them to spend time talking to me, I told them I was doing it for a class. 1/3

[jessie 🌿 @s3mpiternity]

ITS MY TIME OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

[Neopets @Neopets]

Neopia, meet Fortnite. Fortnite, meet Aisha.

July 2, 2026 ⭐

[jessie 🌿 @s3mpiternity]

from the steroids, they shrink your tie

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Size of the tie that Joe Rogan is wearing

[william aftons lawyer @sprjngbonnie]

matthew the man that you are

[jessie 🌿 @s3mpiternity]

Sleep Token in Fortnite when? We got Motionless in White, Bad Omens, it’s only a matter of time.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

"As a man-"

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The Virginia Redistricting Referendum has passed, allowing the General Assembly to temporarily redraw the state’s congressional districts.

It is expected to leave Democrats with 10 House seats and Republicans with only one.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

I think I read something about this in a book once

[jessie 🌿 @s3mpiternity]

pregnancy cravings are so bizarre man. (if you know me irl 🤫)

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Delta is officially suspending travel perks for members of Congress until Republicans stop blocking TSA funding.

[The Road Jess Travelled @JessPected]

Happy International Women’s Day

[goma @soigomaa]

The misandry debate, summarised