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[Jason SweetTooth @jasonsweettooth]

When do the good Super Bowl commercials start?

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

House Republicans Who Voted Against 9/11 Victims' Families Are Posting Memorial Tweets Today

They Tweet "Never Forget" Hoping We Wouldn't Remember Their Vote https://t.co/1EWlQYMLHN

[seth proctor @s3proctor]

@lotteechara Can’t get sick of you if I almost never get on Twitter anymore. I just keep hoping for a change of ownership of this dumpster fire app.

[seth proctor @s3proctor]

@lotteechara A lot of people suck, your vibes are immaculate.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

“We HAVE to protect these innocent children from perverts! Now LET ME SEE THEIR GENITALS.” — Kansas Republicans

[seth proctor @s3proctor]

@roastmalone_ @lotteechara Not looking forward to it, but Context does matter. If any one of my white, middle aged, cis male coworkers tweet about getting railed in a sundress it would make my entire summer.

[Gretchen Whitmer @gretchenwhitmer]

It’s a new day in Michigan.

We’ve spent decades fighting to expand the Elliott-Larsen Civil Rights Act — and we finally got it done.

Because everyone, no matter who they are or who they love, deserves to be treated with dignity and respect under the law. https://t.co/JkSaoNEhVw

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

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[seth proctor @s3proctor]

@ThisNerdyDancer From the mouth of babes

[seth proctor @s3proctor]

@thtfrglcapricrn How great would it be if they just buy and rewrap Hershey’s bars. Just a $5 a bar charge for being dicks that don’t understand pronouns.

[seth proctor @s3proctor]

@lotteechara Only masculine blue after age 2 though, or they might turn out gay.

[seth proctor @s3proctor]

@lotteechara If I don’t dress my boy in exclusively monster trucks and dinosaurs he might grow up to be not afraid of rainbows and a full spectrum color palette.

[TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky) @TrumpsTaxes]

Holy cow this is good.

Jon Stewart easily lures a pro-gun/anti-drag queen Republican into a trap…and then blasts him over his blatant, shameless hypocrisy.

[Tim Hogan @timjhogan]

the man literally shot down a balloon you cannot accuse him of not doing enough on inflation

[Rev. Dr. Jacqui Lewis @RevJacquiLewis]

If Black kids are old enough to experience racism, white kids are old enough to read about it.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Y'all wanna see a dead body?

[Chris Murphy 🟧 @ChrisMurphyCT]

How much more respected is America around the world under Joe Biden?

This much.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Police Urge Calm In Light Of Unspeakable Evil They Committed https://t.co/QlD4rgppAi