Stephen Garrett

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

If I had a dollar for every time I put clothes in the drier and never turned it on…

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

Accidentally walked into the ice cream isle. Done-zo

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

Really didn’t expect the top songs, but okay

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

This is the Dopamine hit I needed

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

If my watch doesn’t fully update here I may just not use it…

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

Vampire Diaries no longer on Netflix… what is this???

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

I did my long run, showered, and got in bed. Now, I REALLY do not want to get up and cook what I would call breakfast but it’s actually almost 1pm 🙃

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

Almost put the not microwaveable plate in the microwave…
I’ll let you think of how I know it’s not microwaveable.

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

Almost put cereal in my coffee 😳

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

Let’s cut to commercial with a mile left in the 10k 🧐

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

When you’re told your class was their favorite 🙃👍🏼

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

Got an extra hour of sleep and ate breakfast this morning.
Big mood boost ☕️

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

Mood:
Used an old K-Cup to make coffee

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Millrose Games, We got to see the entire 3k?? YES

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Reminder: don’t leave your coffee on top of the car when leaving for work…
☕️

[Stephen Garrett @s77garrett]

“Skater Boi isn’t 20 years old it came out in 2002…”
Nick: “Stephen, 2002 is 20 years ago. 😳

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When the dopamine hits… I mean the coffee
Anyway I made a pot of coffee this morning

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*Puts in bread to make toast and leaves the room* some time later: “hmm what smells like toast? …Oh no…”
(No fires were produced in the making of this tweet)

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I do love the Spotify wrapped part of the year #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/u4MufXfbm5

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Things I’ve learned/seen this week:

After today, it’s a guarantee Taylor Swift - Top of my Spotify Wrapped. There is no such thing as too much coffee. This is on-going knowledge

I saw someone drinking mayonnaise this morning?