Hash Slinging Slasher

my back got scoliosis cause i swerve the lanes | he/him

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

how ur email finds me

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

@smoshboyfriend i would die 4 u

[Terri Schuester Updates @terri_updates]

GETTING READY TO MAKE HISTORY

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

i’ll never forget when this guy i hated tried to quote br*nd n*w and he butchered it so hard i laughed until i cried

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

i’m mostly butt

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

if i had a dick i would put it in a quesarito

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

i forgot snoopy doesn’t have human hands

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

@mxchaelromance @essej_rehceeb @smoshboyfriend barry johnson gives me gender envy in a way that should be studied in history books

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I don’t know how else to interpret the video of that shooting other than “ICE agents tried ripping a woman’s car door open and shot her to death when she tried to run away”

[𝙎👼🏻 @SZade15]

Yes.

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

i think i’d be happier if i liked chickpeas

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

i don’t understand why my cats act like they’ve never eaten before. they have automatic feeders. it goes off at the same time every day. they’ve never been hungry. guys control yourselves.

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

eating pasta with the lights off

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

i NEED more snoopy tattoos

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

update i have two twin beds so i will put them together and make big bed >:) CURSE LIFTED

[Hash Slinging Slasher @s7v_7n]

it’s starting to feel like i might be cursed forever to sleep on a twin sized mattress