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normal is boring

[hollis @sHollis_]

Ordering chicken wings

Me: hey could you get me an extra order of chicken wings

Me: you got it bro

[Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz]

my aunt said she was thankful for the best family in the world and I said “when are they coming?” and it MURDERED

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

A few reminders as we head into Thanksgiving:
-Don't comment on someone's body, even if it looks different than the last time you saw it.
-Don't comment on someone's food choices. Those are inside thoughts.
-Don't assign moral value to food. You don't need to "earn" pie.

[hollis @sHollis_]

me to myself when I don’t run into anyone I know in my hometown walmart

[Griffin Maxwell Brooks @GriffinMaxwellB]

If a girl slays in the forest… but nobody is around to witness her serve… did she even give?

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

happy "let's circle back on this after the holidays" to all who observe!

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

It’s kind of fucked up when you realize that during thanksgiving all the queer people seem to be working anytime you interface with customer service and then you realize why.

[hollis @sHollis_]

idk what it is but i like hearing the VP of my company say “Lol”

[hollis @sHollis_]

@itsbambibanks what’s the stupid sign say

[hollis @sHollis_]

@ginnyhogan_ these are same songs that might be played in a queer bar. the venn diagram is a circle 💘

[hollis @sHollis_]

@NickKrammes BIG YUM

[BEYPRESS. @beyoncepress]

All of Beyoncé's Halloween costumes — A thread 🎃

A witch in 2007 🧙‍♀️

[hollis @sHollis_]

i’ve had too much caffeine. it just occurred to me at 2 am 💘💘🫡

[hollis @sHollis_]

for example: i just learned about pickle in the fridge

[hollis @sHollis_]

ok i gotta stop spiraling and go to bed

bUt i hAVe sO mUcH fUn WhEn iM SuPpOseD tO bE sLeEpiN

[Simone de Bimboir 🦢 @BunnyJugs]

Please drop me some pics of your pets

[hollis @sHollis_]

@BunnyJugs

[hollis @sHollis_]

i met @WillowPillQueen and she was just as kind and cool and dope as you’d expect. holy fuck i love her

[caoimhe 🇵🇸 @gothtallaght]

i went there and everyone knew you

[hollis @sHollis_]

oatmeal raisin cookies actually piss me off ok. like literally two punishments in a cookie

[Brian Jordan Alvarez @brianjoralvarez]

just tell me once and for all. is this burger possible or not?

[hollis @sHollis_]

was recently told “well if I didn’t have kids my priorities would be different too” like YES THATS EXACTLY RIGHT BABE

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Not having children or having free time doesn't mean people always have access to you. It doesn't mean you always have to say 'yes' to every invite. Normalize down time. Taking time for yourself.

You don't need a valid "excuse" to not be somewhere.