@keitolecture you say that but.. did you throw the keys out the window just now? it hit my head straight on — now it’s stuck in my scalp like a sword in a rock.. hey, i think i’m bleeding. can you send another key? my arms are numb from carrying the groceries, but i’ll catch it with my mouth.
@keitolecture mara, i’ve been stuck outside the building for a while now… it’s really cold, and i bought the $800 groceries you asked me to buy with my own money… are you gonna ever send me compensation for peeling the leather off my couch either? ☹️