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[Elmo @elmo]

This ain't Texas, this is Sesame Street! 🐴🤠😂❤️

[skimble_shanks @sKIMble_shanks]

I need to invest in an opera glove

[Saint Hoax @SaintHoax]

new york right now

[skimble_shanks @sKIMble_shanks]

“Don’t take this offensively but I feel like your personality type would thrive in a casino” -Madison to me

[Valley Health System @ValleyHealthNJ]

Please join us in welcoming Lucas Timothy, Valley's first baby of 2023! Lucas arrived at 6:25 a.m. on January 1, weighing 7 pounds, 3 ounces. Congratulations to proud parents Brittany Ann and Tim Wronka, of Wayne! #NewYear #2023 #CareLikeNoOther

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nobody :

absolutely nobody:

my brain:

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

let me just bring this to everyone today once again:

[tokyo toni’s lipstick @C_TheThird]

Dear 2022,

[skimble_shanks @sKIMble_shanks]

@CONichiwaaa LITERALLY SAME

[CBC Gem @cbcgem]

A Rose family classic.

(📺 : @SchittsCreek)

[skimble_shanks @sKIMble_shanks]

“Oh my god can someone call them I forgot my fig jam” @CONichiwaaa #thisis30

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

☕️☕️☕️

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

9 hours into 2021 and all my problems haven’t magically gone away???

[Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_]

“It takes a pet like no problem, right?”

[skimble_shanks @sKIMble_shanks]

I feel seen

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

“You smell like hospital.”

Essential workers:

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

Whether you drink red wine, white wine, all wines or no wine at all, #SpiritDay celebrates you! Learn more at https://t.co/6F3XTJyQkg.

[skimble_shanks @sKIMble_shanks]

I sent what I thought was the perfectly picked out gif for the conversation I was having with a gentleman on a dating app and he unmatched with me. This is why I can’t have nice things

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

that debate

[skimble_shanks @sKIMble_shanks]

This morning I asked my confused patient what she wanted for breakfast. She then confidently yelled “CHEESE”...girl same #avibe