slimkaty

are those frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attatched to their frickin' heads?

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

4:00- wallow in self pity
4:30- stare into the abyss
5:00- solve world hunger
(tell no one)
5:30- jazzercise
6:30- dinner with me
(can't cancel that again)
7:00- wrestle with my self loathing

IM BOOKED!

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

exactly.

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

If you’re in another country and have any respect for America rn, lmk by tomorrow 1PM.

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

Trump flying around his new ballroom

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

Me getting into bed after a long day

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The coziest video you'll see today

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

If you’re in another country and have any respect for America rn, lmk by tomorrow 1PM.

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Trump post on bill to release Epstein Files

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

Wearing a pink Calvin Klein shirt to make this statement was a bold choice…

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way NO ONE gaf about what they were doing has me in tears😭

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

I’d leave a family who had the audacity to name me Diesel too..

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Six years ago a donkey named Diesel went missing in Wyoming. He's now part of an elk community

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

The White House.

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

@KamalaHarris

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

A whole day dedicated to my exs?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Today is World Snake Day.

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

@elijahhrose

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

Me: whatcha doin
Misty: making a cake

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

Wow. They added The Vampire Diaries to @hbomax after removing it from @netflix ?!?!! @FriendsTV ?!?! I need answers….. also, you’re welcome..

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

Isn’t this the cutest little fella?

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

@ashtonn__ They must’ve removed it bc I can’t find it!

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

how do I know I’m doing too much adulting?
seeing my credit score raise turns me all the way up..

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

@dunkin_JONuts No silly I was driving

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

@__kelsieb

[slimkaty @sLim_kaTy]

@__kelsieb No ma’am 🥲😅