LuffyTaro

One piece enjoyer 🏴‍☠️🍖👒

[Abdullah 🇧🇷 @scooptroop69]

Stepovers, fakes, chops, touch and run, roulettes, elasticos, flicks...

No wonder #they ran revisionisms, the feint spamming midget couldn't keep up with this absolute freak of nature

[Football Observer @FOBSVR]

Perfectly sums up the average Bruno hater

Hate founded on misconceptions which can be easily disproved

E.g Bruno gives the ball "away so much", yet has similar passing accuracy to KDB who he respects

It's easier to hate than to be educated

[Misheal Clinton ✪ @Mish_clinton]

The Fletcher twins turn different level at U21 football, it’s clear to see they’re too good for that level but they aren’t ready for the first team at the same time.

Both would benefit from loans and regular playing time at a decent competitive level.

They’re clearly talented but yes if the club cares for their development they’d be sent on loan.

[Tosin Adebayor @Adebay0r__]

Arsenal fan bashing my player and I see United fans in the comments laughing and supporting him. Mental bruh !!!!

Arsenal fans don’t rate Gyokores one bit but you will never see them agreeing to rival fans.

You guys are fucking feeble !!! What a terrible fanbase.

[Dossena @DossenaLFC]

Cole Palmer having his first good game in a year:

Jamie Carragher:

[1k @kiddhilla]

He’s a third of the reason for the hype. He 78 in this video but the God Valley incident happened when he was 40, in his prime.

[Ike @ValerieUTD]

The Ronaldo Rulebook: Heads He Loses, Tails He Loses

Football doesn’t hate Ronaldo. It hates consistency.

Because with Ronaldo, the rules change every 5 minutes.

The "Mentality" Rule
Team wins 2-0, Ronaldo doesn’t score _"Selfish. Bad attitude. Only cares about himself."
Barça wins 5-0, Yamal cries for not scoring "Mentality monster. Elite winner. That’s the standard."
So wanting goals is toxic when it’s CR7, but leadership when it’s anyone else?

The "Body" Rule
2003: _"Too skinny. Won’t survive the PL.
He hits the gym, eats clean, becomes a Greek statue.
2025: "Why is he always flexing? Thinks he’s a model."
Bro was told to get bigger. He did. Now he’s punished for listening.

3. The "Evolution" Rule
Ronaldo starts as a skillful winger. Dribbles, assists, showtime.
Team needs goals he drops the tricks, becomes a machine. 800+ goals.

Response: _"He’s not even technical. Just a poacher. Just penalties."
Messi adds goals to his game _"GOAT evolution."
Ronaldo does it "He sold out."
You can’t ask a player to adapt for the team and then erase his old game to discredit him.

The "Penalty" Rule
Ronaldo masters penalties _"Tap-in merchant. Stat-padding.
Messi wins World Cup with 6 penalties → "Carried Argentina. Clutch gene.
Messi then misses 3 pens in a row ..let’s not talk about that."

A goal is a goal until the wrong person scores it.

This was never about football.
It’s about a kid from Madeira who was told he wasn’t good enough, got good enough, then got too good.
And now people are rewriting history to cope.

You told him to get stronger. He did.
You told him to score more. He did.
You told him to win. He did.
Now you’re mad he did everything you asked.

You can’t eat your cake and have it.
Pick a lane.

[RIICHIE @The_RIICHIE]

If this was Lisandro Martinez or Casemiro then at United this is a straight red card!

[Carrillo🔴🔱 @Carrilloutd_]

His only crime is he plays for my club and the fanbase is toxic. 🤫🔴

[😎 @_chrisishim]

Georgina

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

All that bombshell thing to report this arse news

[indykaila News @indykaila]

Exclusive 💣

Manchester United have OPENED CLUB-TO-CLUB TALKS with Crystal Palace for Jean-Philippe Mateta.

Negotiations began THIS MORNING.
The striker is PUSHING HARD for a move to Old Trafford.

Talks are ONGOING!

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

If kane is dribbling you… one should pack it up from football

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿👀 Harry Kane (33) dropping deep. 🪄

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

Really refreshing to see but i can think at the end both teams went back to pl football but the funniest thing is seeing pl for so long has fried my brain because oop wise & defending from both teams wasn’t good especially Fulham but both teams with terrible keepers

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

📸 - WE SHOULD THANK ARBELOA AND XABI ALONSO FOR PROVIDING US THE FOOTBALL THAT WE WANT!

THE LA LIGA INFLUENCE, BROUGHT TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE!

THIS IS FOOTBALL! ❤️

[maverick @silkyplaymaker]

feel for arbeloa here, he’s trying to play football, but i don’t like the rest defence. Drop at least one more player back, they will kill you in this league

[⚡ @UTDCJ_]

SANCHEZ now i understand how rivals felt watching onana

[grandson @Grandsoncr7]

He never had it easy, tbh.

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

With all being said them trying to bait press and playing with so much space between players in first phase and taking risk is what might be there downfall

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

Fulham has looked good, they need to add new keeper and another cb & a winger and I think will do good though obviously first match but really nice one touch play & combinations with king being looking lively

[. @saundzo]

See what happens when you step high 👍🏼 @ManUtd

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

@keevan_wil70585 @StretfordD3vils Don’t think if they are announcing it today lol

[LuffyTaro @sLuffy111]

@zevinchiii What happened?