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an adult male enjoyer of experiences

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@ETHEREALAFTON those are the people who you should ragebait the most

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@BorutaH @ThePaperGuard a lot of people were teenagers when their future lovers were adults.. it feels a bit silly to me, but thank you for the explanation

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STOP SAYING THAT IT'S BECAUSE OF RALPH'S AGE! he's not even that old, he's in his early-mid 30s, LEAVE HIM ALONE

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I wish someone would explain to me why jeremike got so popular when Jeremy has absolutely zero character and might have never even met Michael ever, whereas Ralph, who does have a character and has interacted with him, isn't a popular ship with him at all

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@BorutaH @ThePaperGuard that's a problem for people who think Michael and Ralph would have gotten together in 1987 and not 1993+, but also, Michael could absolutely have been born in 1969 and have been an adult, at least under MikeFritz

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@82949a it could be Ralph Sr., just like Edwin Sr. and Edwin Jr.

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@82949a — but given his lack of knowledge about Fredbear's and stating himself that he started working at Freddy's a little over 11 years ago, I highly doubt they're the same Ralph

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@82949a an employee named Ralph did work for Edwin in the early 70s, however, his age contradicts with Ralph's known information from TWB. of course you could excuse it by saying "oh, he went to college older than most," or "he dropped out and waited years before having Coppellia," —

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@82949a wrong

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@ThePaperGuard I can confidently say that Ralph is around 34 years old using information from TWB, and I'm willing to bet my life on that. 23-25 and 34 isn't bad. also, I like JeremyBully, so I unfortunately don't believe in JeremyJR

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@sunshineglade go away

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@sunshineglade HE'S BEEN WORKING THERE FOR JUST 11 YEARS. Dispatch has been working there since the 70s and you still want him to caress his younger employees because you are a maniac and a pervert and I do not want you commenting on my posts anymore unless you make Oniisama E miis with me

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@aft0nlegacy given how Ralph could barely remember the name of Fredbear's just four years after it closed + him not actually being that much older than Michael assuming FNAF 1 takes place in the 1990s, I don't think this is much of a problem

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I wish someone would explain to me why jeremike got so popular when Jeremy has absolutely zero character and might have never even met Michael ever, whereas Ralph, who does have a character and has interacted with him, isn't a popular ship with him at all

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@sunshineglade who said that. who gors there. a sicko just stole my phone and typed that

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@sunshineglade 😍

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@clodFan_the the way this would have put the nail in the coffin for confirming AndrewTOYSNHK and they completely removed it will never stop making me cry

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@StickTheNinja which is also what I described in this post, I agree with you

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a complaint I have about the FNAF fandom is that they never acknowledge that a problem in a theory could be solved with story explanations, and when you tell them that, they go "well, it isn't canon and it has no evidence." do they want FNAF to have a story, or be a puzzle game?

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DEAR ANDREW HATERS: if you were trying to shoot an AndrewTOYSNHK believer baby with a rifle, but he kept laughing at you and holding up the books to shield himself from the bullets until you ripped the book out of his hands and killed him, would you feel remorse?
Y or N

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@_Weird_Eyes_ really? I do

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@_Weird_Eyes_ I wasn't really talking about "William killed Fiona" theories, though, my actual thought about this post was "William killed Evan" theories, which do have a reason for you to think of a story for