Stephen Hoffmeister

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@dutchreferee depends on whether we are going to the same place.

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@dutchreferee no, not much public transport in the middle of the USA

[Lancashire FA @LancashireFA]

We don't scream at children who miss goal attempts so why do we scream at referees who give decisions with which we don't agree?

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@dutchreferee I refereed in a stadium this weekend too! It was almost empty, though. #buschstadium

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@Eramirez613 yeah but I almost died, so

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

Good luck, @coreyrock, I know you'll be perfect. #MLSCupPlayoffs

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

#MLSCupPlayoffs extratimewoooooooo

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@Eramirez613 you don't want me, I'll fall asleep at the wheel.

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@juliaeconnor @Eramirez613 you're the only people I tweet at.

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@juliaeconnor @Eramirez613 check out this shirt. Maximum fance.

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@juliaeconnor @Eramirez613 just finished reffing the #worldfutsal championship at #espnwwos, and it was a blast! #gostripesgo #usafutsal

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@sarahnolanhere DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

I am terrified to scratch my nose at an auction.

[R Paul Wilson @rpaulwilson]

First high resolution image of Pluto causes concern:

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@Adri__95 ain't that the truth.

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

Dear commentators, it's not "penalty kicks." You have to commit a foul to incur a PK. It is "Kicks from the Penalty Mark."

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@juliaeconnor I'm doing a futsal event in KC, and its cool.

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@juliaeconnor nope

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@coreyrock @Eramirez613 I heard a lot of "that was a handball."

"If, in the opinion of the REFEREE,..."

Someone is forgetting their place.

[Stephen Hoffmeister @s__hoff]

@juliaeconnor nope. Don't do that. No no no