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GT’ 18 | MD➡️ATL➡️DC➡️ATX | ig: @stevenmarsh1

[unhinged tweeter @ErinElizzabeth_]

martha may whovier is the paris hilton of whoville

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@ErinElizzabeth_ Cannot get into Bobby dodd with 6 beers in ur shorts

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@shaneeeee Omg same

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Why has this happened to me

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I stand by this

[unhinged tweeter @ErinElizzabeth_]

steve just said he wants what ronnie and sammi had on jersey shore.

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Why tf are kids allowed to be off-leash but my TRAINED dog isn’t

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And yes @omarmjhd I did rant about this on Saturday but it happened again and I’m overwhelmed

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You don’t really think about how great of an invention sliced bread is until you do curbside pickup and they hand you a loaf of unsliced bread

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@daanielle_96 Same

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@omarmjhd Photoshopped

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@ErinElizzabeth_ Hangovers should be cancelled

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Babies, children, and old people need to banned from airports immediately

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@daanielle_96 Ok cum to rain

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@daanielle_96 Come to Rainey

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Am I too trashy to be invited to weddings?????

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@ErinElizzabeth_ Ur the bitch I’m the boy

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Why doesn’t this sangria have redbull