Amy Corlett

Whatever you do in life will be insignificant, but it's very important you do it, because no one else will.

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"I've got a hypothosis"- William, a 5 year old child.

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"Follow your bliss"- wise speeches from the purple lady.

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"Can you go for a scholarship for being cool?"- Bryda

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@pandolaroid you should write a book about your insane bus travels.

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Oops I just spent $37 on embroidery thread

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@caityrogers not when you say it. No one allowed to touch your hoo hoo

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@caityrogers sorry what? Repeat? English? We're not all in chile?

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@MichaelJohnst13 my mum, Kaye Lawrence would like to get in touch with you, can you please follow back so I can direct message you?

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I have way too many shoes for someone who never leaves the house.

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"Love is a bunch of colours, all of them black"

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I want to be a slut so bad but whenever a guy says the word pussy to me I panic.

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What time does chemist close?

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I found Lorde's blog and before she got famous she couldn't even pay $8 for the subway, is there hope for me? Yes

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Today I both decided that I wanted to be an emotionless slut and cried at a 3 legged cat.

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How can the world continue to shimmer like this?

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Oops I'm still up playing singstar #loveisintheair

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It's 1am and I'm wide awake and hungry as a Jew in a death camp.

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I'm 85% sure I'm still high.

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Oops I lost a person @felixgriffin

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Where the heckle freckle is everyone