Shawn Boughner

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[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

Hey @MarvelRivals fix your ranked! If my team loses, but I do well, I still lose points? Uncool.

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@Respawn @PlayApex Fuck you guys. Fix your piece of shit game. 1 step forward 3 steps back with you idiots.

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@helldivers2 Focus on fixing your buggy disaster of a game. Why are you pushing extra content instead of fixing the garbage servers where people can’t play with their friends?

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@helldivers2 I want my fucking money back. This game is trash and I can never squad up with friends.

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@helldivers2 35 minutes into a level 8…game crashes…2 games in a row. Thanks for nothing. FIX YOUR FUCKING GAME!

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@helldivers2 Fix your friends list/join sessions! I have never loved a game and simultaneously hated it so much in my goddamn life!

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@TheDivisionGame You’re giving me PTSD and trust issues

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@Pokemoncotd not sure if this is the place, if anyone is interested in seeing anymore photos of these cards, DM me. My parents found a ton of my old cards cleaning out my old room. These are just the ones I’ve found to be somewhat desirable but there’s a bunch more. Let me know!

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@CardsHourly if anyone is interested in seeing anymore photos of these cards, DM me. My parents found a ton of my old cards cleaning out my old room. These are just the ones I’ve found to be somewhat desirable but there’s a bunch more. Let me know!

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@_PokemonCards_ if anyone is interested in seeing anymore photos of these cards, DM me. My parents found a ton of my old cards cleaning out my old room. These are just the ones I’ve found to be somewhat desirable but there’s a bunch more. Let me know!

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

@PlayApex fix your fucking servers you cock suckers!

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

#ThingsMorePopularThanTrump stubbing your toe

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

#UFCVegas4 main event round 2
My wife ‘I’m going to bed’
Me ‘I’ll be in soon babe, no way this will go 5 rounds’
...3 rounds later

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

Chelsea: ‘How did people deal with pandemics before technology?’ Me: ‘I’m pretty sure they just died’

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

Does the smell of a candle outweigh the smell of the burning flesh from lighting it?

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

Question: How many movies can you watch on #Disneyplus during this quarantine? Answer: Yes

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

My kid just sneezed on my face 3 times. Apparently HE doesn’t understand what social distancing means.

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

Here’s something they don’t tell you about infants, they’re never happy.

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

It used to be because of alcohol that I was awake at 4 am. Now it’s because breast milk.

[Shawn Boughner @s_boughner]

2 1/2 weeks until I’m a dad, so I’m going to start using phrases that sound dad-like. First article: instead of ‘the tv’ it will henceforth be know as they boob tube’. I have spoken.