what the BUCK?

BE HAPPY

[what the BUCK? @s_buckman]

new college major:

making life fun and not acting like you have a stick up your ass -ology

(the “ology” part makes it real)

[warsaw n1 🤍✍🏻🕰️ @likeshewaslost]

get it because of like my mad bars like they’re fire. ok

[warsaw n1 🤍✍🏻🕰️ @likeshewaslost]

had 2 take my soundcloud handle off the door of our dorm. shit was a fire hazard :-//////

[what the BUCK? @s_buckman]

“1991-infinity”

thank you for the website, it’s beautiful.

[downstage! @downstagetweets]

Callbacks soon!
https://t.co/prLorjDgtG

[what the BUCK? @s_buckman]

16 years and one super bowl later... it turns out this was NOT a good example of “hasty generalization”

[what the BUCK? @s_buckman]

@natashazoeyy hey congrats! now you have a guaranteed spot on the team!! i’m so jealous!!!

(but also this seems a little rigged @downstagetweets explain yourself)

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

Them: [choking] need *gasps* CPR

Me: alright hold on...Alexa play Stayin Alive......

Them: [still choking]

Me:

Them: [flailing around the floor]

Me: fucking relax dude I’ve gotta wait for the chorus

[wilson @MediumWilly]

Your rapper name is “lil” plus the word penis, mine is “lil penis” what about you guys

[what the BUCK? @s_buckman]

@the_gingiraffe no tea just facts

[Zachary Piona @Zachpiona]

Kickin for some dickin’!

[downstage! @downstagetweets]

👅👅👅👅👅👅

[Every Color @everycolorbot]

0xf8f7a7

[david @_elvishpresley_]

the world: [at the edge of apocalypse]

me: [oblivious, headphones on]

[what the BUCK? @s_buckman]

@lindsey_moooney @SamB_xx may he/she rest in peace in jeep heaven ❤️💕

[what the BUCK? @s_buckman]

Instead of explaining everything wrong with my car every time someone gets in it, I made this:

[what the BUCK? @s_buckman]

@trobinson2300 thank you for coming out tiff!!! 💕

[downstage! @downstagetweets]

WE ARE SELLING TICKETS AT THE DOOR!!!! TWO DOLLARS!!

DOORS OPEN AT 7pm!!!! SHOW STARTS AT 7:30pm!!!!

LAST SHOW OF THE YEAR!! Y’ALL DON’T WANT TO MISS THIS!!!