Simon Callan

[Simon Callan @s_callan]

@SoozUK Quick check to see which train I am on.

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I don’t know whether I’ve had a good or bad therapy session. I may have discovered a new trauma that I was not aware that I had.

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For the first time in my life, I have declared today “brain dead Friday” and left work early.

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Let’s make hay while the spoons shine.

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Its so much fun playing around with the UK national gazetteer. We now have a street called “Bubear and Jones”.

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Massive flooding in the house. It seems there is a massive run off from the fields, rather than a burst main, as happened last time.

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Sitting on the doorstep with the cat, enjoying the sun, warm fur and the way her ears twitch as she follows the sounds.

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#uksnowmap RH1. 1/10. It’s more not not snowing than actually snowing.

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Fuck. Pets rip your heart out far too often. RIP Louie the food begger, chair hog and shouter in the garden.

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Not my circus, not my monkeys, but it seems I may be the monkey wrangler by default.

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Does anyone know how to reset a cat from BST to GMT? Early breakfast is now far too early breakfast.

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At the comedy store for @rialina_ and opted for the quiet section.

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Apart from @dakegra , is there anyone else on Bluesky? I’m Simon-callan there.

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@dakegra I would quite appreciate one,as well.

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One day I’m going to learn how to avoid the fuckups that stop you doing the things you want, but today is not the day.

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1 o’clock in the morning is not the best time to solve a problem. I now want to get up and start implementing it.

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I’m not sure if this is true, but as the cylinder on my office chair drops, I seem to get dumber.

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Why is it, whenever you find a little trick that improves life a bit, something else comes along to cause problems.

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Well, I appear to have survived the D&V bug a lot better than my sister. One significant dose of vomiting before bed and a couple of bathroom trips as a precaution.
I attribute this to Diet Coke and Skittles.