sloppy joe

[sloppy joe @s_christ0]

Live from the bar watching this guy light up his cigarette from the wrong end

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[sloppy joe @s_christ0]

Dykes for young Richard Gere

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Another everyday luxury is leaving your faucets running. I haven’t turned off my faucets in years. It’s convenient for when I need to use it and it creates a pleasant running water sound in my home, like a babbling brook.

[sloppy joe @s_christ0]

Sue me

[Mia @boygrrI]

this is exactly what i’m talking about

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

having a male cat is so cool its like having a eunuch advisor who doesn't know anything about the world

[Ryan Moulton @moultano]

Everything people want grass to be, moss actually is.

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

Kind of immune to schizophrenia because I could see a grey alien shopping at Dollarama and not really care. Not even remotely my problem

[shoushou @notanarch1ve]

girlfriend so hot my parents aren't even homophobic anymore

[sarah paulson’s pr @sarahpaulsbean]

Lesbian party bus happened 3 years ago today omg

[sloppy joe @s_christ0]

Too much is happening what do you mean they killed Cobain

[a @a8065287968522]

before speaking to me you should remember i can kill myself whenever i want

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Thank you for your critique. You're not someone I respect, so I don't care what you think of me or want from me.

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Mushrooms what a total joy to slice

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I’m grasping concepts you’ve never even caressed

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever! im coming

[Willie @Willie600640663]

Chilling so hard my heart rate slows to nothing and I die

[Lucila @papaspai]

dios lo que amo estar en pijama en otra vida debo haber sido banana