S. Colter Frideley

[S. Colter Frideley @s_colter]

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@DollarTree I won't be going here again. I walked in with my motorcycle helmet in a *gasp* helmet bag. The staff made it abundantly clear that was unacceptable, even though I offered to show them there was nothing in the bag but my helmet. Unreasonable.

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

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[S. Colter Frideley @s_colter]

#burgerking 24/7 my ass. Never open until tonight, and they're on "end of day."

[John Urschel @JohnCUrschel]

Q: Why did the topologist's marriage fail?
A: Because he thought arbitrary unions were open!
#mathjokes

[Zach Weinersmith @ZachWeiner]

If baseball had more bases, would we have a more nuanced view of non-intercourse sexual behavior? #deepthoughts

[S. Colter Frideley @s_colter]

"Cogito ergo sum": an excellent example of how the inverse of a statement can fail to hold.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Give a man a fish and he'll ask you why the fuck you're going round trying to give fish away. It's weird. Don't do it.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec 25, 1642