Samantha 💋

[˚₊‧꒰ა jeppy is seeing charli ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @N3XTL3V3LJ3PPY_]

today my grandma informed me that i alone have to be the one to destroy ai

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

And then out of nowhere… everything started working in your favor.

[Stunnianna.💋 @mshoney_J]

"you smell good"

I taste better.

[Miilato @miiilato]

“enjoy your twenties, these are the best years of your life”
the twenties:

[📼 Words From Blerds🎙️ #BLM @WordsFromBlerds]

Jean Grey: “are you Peter Parker, or are you Spider-Man?”

Spider-Man:

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

17 years ago today, kesha released ‘tik tok’

[Vivian @exoticvivi]

Me trying not to laugh while the nail tech scrubbing my feet

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

19 years ago, jonas brothers released ‘SOS’

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

We missed you!

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

a group of butterflies is called a kaleidoscope like ok we get it you’re pretty

[kanishk @kaxishk]

one of the most shocking rebrand ever done in pop culture, whole world was gagged.

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you reach that perfect level of drunk where you can still think clearly but your charisma and confidence stats get a +400% boost

[𝓑𝓐𝓣𝓜𝓐𝓝𝓔 🦇🦇🦇 @RayRevived5]

stop fucking playing with him

[Breiden Fehoko @BreidenFehoko]

When a baby is born at the hospital, they are either a boy or a girl. There are no trans kids. Stop pushing that bullshit on this generation. It's only groomer parents.

[haalingham🐘 @goldendaysnext]

he must be so fun to gossip with

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

My bitch pose is nastyyyyyyy

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

it's just kinda scary how you have to HOPE a man is telling the truth

[Samantha 💋 @s_cope_]

@Muhamma35524115 @thatsootyy @TMobile @Xfinity Lol the only company who doesn’t have shitty service is Verizon. Xfinity is one of the biggest in the US and I’m on it bc my job gives it to us for free. I’m sure you have bigger things to worry about with a fuck ass name like that 😬

[Muffin @PaataNahiYar]

Me trying to hurt people like they do to me