Stephen Farry

Data Scientist at Cavu. Former Particle Physicist on the LHCb Experiment.

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@WallaseyChess Wallasey chess club does not officially condone this hatred of the London system 😂

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@jvmead @TaraShears Fantastic, congrats!

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@shmeaux I like it. A house where Alexa is a girl called Deirdre who periodically wakes you up singing Rebel songs at 4 in the morning.

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My dream of building a smart home is being severely hampered by Alexa's inability to understand an Irish accent.

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Was explaining to someone that though I'm a doctor I am useless in most situations unless you need to know the mass of the pion in an emergency. Then remembered I got asked that in my viva and blanked. Now dealing with the fact that I'm useless in all situations.

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@eva_gersabeck @shmeaux I told her she would have to go back the way she came, which she maintained could not possibly be right, so she went on searching for the shortcut she insisted must be there. Some say she is still searching for the shortcut to this day...

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Shout-out to the woman who stopped me in the middle of my run to ask me for directions then decided she didn't believe me and walked off in the other direction.

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@shmeaux

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@njfarry @jessicafarry I just hope this isn't actually a film in the making...

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@jessicafarry @officialkeane16 Exactly what you feared when he signed.

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@SpursOfficial @IAmJermainDefoe 11 year old @jessicafarry did not cope well with this. There were tears.

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@jessicafarry Thoughts are with you at this difficult time.

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Though others may disagree, I would say the dullest period of these lockdowns is FA Cup weekends.

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Matt Hancock - "That's a really important question which I'm now going to try and completely avoid answering with all the skill and subtlety of a Sam Allardyce centre-half" #CoronaVirusUpdates

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@shmeaux Nary a whisper from that fiend lately!

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"Oops, we accidentally delivered your parcel to the guy at the same number in the apartment block opposite"... Well, the last time I saw that guy, he was charging screaming at the four police cars that had come to arrest him. Maybe you can just send me a new one?

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@TaraShears Thankfully not yet, but I can feel it closing in!

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Even in a crowded field, this has to be a strong contender for the worst Monday ever...

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One positive thing about the pandemic is that I am, for the first time in my life, 100% sure that there isn't a random person living in my apartment, slinking out from their hiding place when I go to work.