Prof. Sundance

as hard as i try i can’t really shake it

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

remember when our parents had a favorite shirt for TWENTY years

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

@enya_superfan oh inCLUDing the mask? yfr

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

i guess twitter’s fucked, thanks y’all, it was a good time (sorta)

[Gabriella Paiella @GMPaiella]

I do not want to be on the computer ... I want to be an elderly Mediterranean man who spends all day sitting outside a cafe and complaining with his friends

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

@xioandthedead this happened to me in high school. but it was also with a high school aged xian so…lil bit different. 😂

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

men playing sports where they can talk to each other will include the most insecure dialogue you’ll hear in your life

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

if you want to be made painfully aware that there are no vast conspiracies going on and that the gov’t is just made up of intellectually hollow human beings living in a strange, removed bubble, watch a city council meeting

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

everyone on social media is like “lol SO introverted omg” while they post their every waking thought

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

i bet meteorologists are so mad at climate change

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

okay this pillow has down in it and since the feathers are poking me in the face like tiny needles, i’m gonna go ahead and say this is a bad idea

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

@BekyyKhera i ski! lmk where and when haha

[rachel coster @rach4_thestarz]

Did hoobastank not know ur allowed to choose any name for ur band that u want

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

i usually eat boring yogurt at home, so when i think “i’ll be healthy and get a parfait!” out in the wild, it always tastes like candy

[Prof. Sundance @s_gillingham]

i’m p sure that water fountains are the closest we’ve come to a well-functioning society