Sam

Will forever look on the bright side.

[Sam @S_jammy]

Love Generation 💗

[Guy @nosilverv]

People love to be inside. They also love to be outside. But do you know what they really, really love? To be outside inside (balconies) and to be inside outside (courtyards).

[Sam @S_jammy]

@nHiRanZ Reckon they wouldn't mind me running circles around them while they "rest"? 🤔

[Sam @S_jammy]

I've moved to a new city and every time I look at a green square on Google maps and go "Ooo a park!", it's actually a cemetery.

[Sam @S_jammy]

@dinidu The wisdom I didn't know I needed 🫡

[Sam @S_jammy]

Wow, all the men on #LoveIsBlindHabibi talk about how much women deserve respect but you really have to watch the reunion episode to see the words in action 🙄 Kudos to Nour for remaining calm all the way through that absolute shit show.

[Sam @S_jammy]

@sheshadri__ Apparently I'm an addict, Sh ☹️

[Sam @S_jammy]

Decided not to have coffee today and now feeling like absolute trash.

[Sam @S_jammy]

Does anyone know if the fancy new passport is NFC-enabled?

[Sam @S_jammy]

Nothing I detest more than my mother not picking up a call from her only child.

[Sam @S_jammy]

The girls are saying the most reasonable things and the music is making it sound so 😲 #LoveIsBlindHabibi

[nazferatu 🍉 @nzranasr]

You can't be this incredibly fine and not be toxic. Nope. Impossible. #LoveIsBlindHabibi

[Sam @S_jammy]

99% of the men on #LoveIsBlindHabibi

[Sam @S_jammy]

Simo sounds like some of the worst traits in men all rolled into one 🤢 #LoveIsBlindHabibi

[Sam @S_jammy]

Ok I've never watched reality TV but #LoveIsBlindHabibi?? Give me 10 seasons right now!

[Sam @S_jammy]

And yet they cancelled Mindhunter 🙄

[Netflix @netflix]

There's no place like Rome. Emily in Paris is coming back for SEASON 5!

[Sam @S_jammy]

The level of delusion is unfathomable. #HarrisTrumpDebate2024

[Sam @S_jammy]

Being single is having your friends get excited when you post a story with a guy but no straight man is going to make an appearance on my insta, soz.

[Sam @S_jammy]

Told my Uber guy I'm late and now he's Lando Norris.

[Sam @S_jammy]

The thing with writing about kids and adolescents is that now all my socials think I'm a 45-year-old mother of two. Give me back my f1 and travel content insta, I don't care about dancing babies 🙄

[Michael J. Miraflor @michaelmiraflor]

Please, I beg of you: read more fiction.