Bagel Ashley Bites

[miri @mishtimere]

the dead horse is beating me

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Sorry I can’t come my clothes look stupid on me

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed n my stomach is sick n it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

i don't freak unless froken to

[julia @juumelo_]

in addition to being a sweet gentle girl I am also deeply angry and violent. this is endearing to right person I’m sure

[a broken soul @abrokensouI]

have you ever been so stressed and you look in the mirror and you are like wow ok great i'm fucking ugly too

[cami @sunnycamill]

i don’t get jealous but haha who’s that

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the cancelled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

[mrmr @sparkiIls]

In ur 20s there will be a man. It’s very important you hit this man with your car

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

how it feels to ask someone if theyre gonna eat their pickle

[Bagel Ashley Bites @s_mashley]

I really love gossiping with my mom 🥹

[Bagel Ashley Bites @s_mashley]

@PopCrave regular sized rudy is definitely a little monster

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

how do i lose 30 pounds without cutting out baja blast, coffee creamer, and my ritual of eating 400 calories worth of candy at 11pm???

[Bagel Ashley Bites @s_mashley]

Me liking all the Lady Raven songs on Spotify after finally watching Trap

[Bagel Ashley Bites @s_mashley]

my dream

[Bagel Ashley Bites @s_mashley]

When you go to drag brunch and 4 out of 5 of you get soaked in alcohol 🥴

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

[every bone in my body cracks as i rise from my chair] yes i would like to party