syd

Eat, Sleep, Rave, Repeat but also XOTWOD

[syd @s_moore13]

Be unapologetically you, you never know who you’ll help 🥹

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

I miss when I was younger and didn't have any sponsorbilieries

[Lu Puro Team Botitas Alv 🇲🇽 @limalumonada]

Y en nuestra propia casa señores

[John Smith @verypopularname]

I believe the Mexican duck comes from Waddle-ajara.

[freya jane @freyaunfiltered]

greg abbott core

[mac ꕤ ⋆.˚ ISO 10/30 HARRYWEEN @onlyangeleclerc]

art IS political.

[👽 @awwheyuu]

my mom be like “what happened to your lil friend” mom FUCK that hoe

[Elmo @elmo]

Don't forget to take a nap today! Elmo knows you're going to need it!

[J.B. Sauceda @jaybsauceda]

Texans have an intentional food safety blind spot when it comes to tamales.

We would never buy a hamburger out of a trunk of a car.
No back of a bike chicken.
Or soup from a backpack.
Or anything else cooked by a stranger with no explanation.

But tamales?
All suspicion disappears.

A cooler shows up. No signage. No credentials. No origin story.
We don’t ask questions. We ask how many dozen.

This isn’t an accident. It’s a choice.

Everyone has a tamale person.
A lady from church.
A guy in a parking lot.
A coworker’s aunt selling out of her trunk.

Even with H-E-B and legit online ordering, we still trust the cooler more than the store. We'd get into a fistfight over how good the tamale hookup we have is.

It’s December, peak tamale season.

I had a guy show up at my house several weeks ago while I was home sick. I checked my Ring camera and all I saw was a short Mexican guy with a slide-top Igloo cooler.

I knew exactly what he was there for.

I said hello on the intercom. Told him I was sick. He asked if I wanted any tamales.

I was devastated, I had to say no. I didn't want to give him the flu. But I was adamant he come back next time he was selling.

Will I ever see him again? Maybe. Maybe not.

Do I know where he gets them? Absolutely not.

Will I buy some if he ever comes back? You betcha.

[syd @s_moore13]

@_jvarsity Never that

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

sorry i cant go, it gets dark by 5pm & i have astigmatism

[syd @s_moore13]

@_jvarsity

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

If I send you this, just know it means “EEEYYUUUUUCCKKK!”

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

Russell Wilson (rapture) is no longer the Giants quarterback

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

August flying by like 4 hoes in a Nissan

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Remote workers when they hear a Microsoft Teams notification during their mid day nap