Sarah :)

ugh @ life

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

@CookSheriffIL Why are there not any public cooling centers open today? When I called I was asked “why do you know someone who needs it?” - it’s 91° outside, anyone with housing insecurity needs it. Please advise on where they can shelter in AC for the day. Ridiculous.

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

i think in life i just need someone who will eat all the raisins out of the trail mix for me, except for the 3 i eat for ~health~

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

similarly, my boss last week

“is that how you eat kit kats, you’re a psycho”

*as i bite the chocolate off around the edges and then eat it layer by layer*

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

*me popping the yolk of the over easy eggs and then removing the egg whites from my skillet*

my grandpa “you are the most interesting eater i’ve ever met, it’s fascinating really”

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

i would ideally like a man who makes my knees stronger, bc i am currently always weak in the knees

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

ideally my coffee addiction would be fueled by someone else’s bank account

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

queen of ordering large beverages just to drink half bc i get tired of the flavor

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

@ShitShmatersSez @UberFacts While they cannot claim direct tax breaks on your donation, they are donating funds that are not their own. Corporations previously received reprimands for claiming tax breaks on our donations. The other issues w checkout donations are detailed here: https://t.co/X718s08RLI

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

@ZubyMusic @VeganMarine_ https://t.co/F6D9mlxmca

Not to minimize the data provided, but the countries we are falling behind have extremely corrupt governments, gangs, higher rates of poverty etc. when comparing to other first world countries, we are the leader of the pack in gun violence.

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

my fav thing is when the boys send me art projects to do, warms the heart :’)

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

why do large spoons exist

[emma @Em_Bers]

bagels should be free for girls

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

in my ideal life, the chipotle corn salsa would be all that i need to sustain myself

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

it’s a great day to be a cyclone

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

the extra hour of sun was pure dopamine

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

a shower beer? no thank you, i’ll have a shower cry instead

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

looking to trade immune systems and spines, dm me if you’re interested, serious inquiries only

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

i forgot to pour the water from the coffee pot into the coffee maker and then wondered for like 10 minutes why the coffee didn’t start… clearly the caffeine is needed and the coffee pot full of water isn’t going to cut it 😂

[Sarah :) @s_mullan_]

jazz is drugs for your ears