The wee man just said “daddy, why is my sister called Rose”
I said “because yer ma loves roses”
He said “thanks dad”
I said “nae bother big baldy Belgian bastard”
Tommy burns jokes are absolutely piping. Doesn’t matter what team you support, cancer hits us all in different ways and making fun of it is weird behaviour.
A boat reportedly carrying migrants has been seen crossing the Channel.
It follows a long period over Christmas and New Year when there were no crossings seen
https://t.co/mykc2KOVxY