Things our dog most likely will NOT protect us from: anything dangerous or threatening
Things our dog WILL protect us from: the robot vacuum cleaner 🤦🏽♀️
Me: my dog is not spoiled
Also me: sits as still as possible on my 3+ hour drive to make sure I don’t disturb the sweet angel as he slumbers on my lap🥴
*kitchen is flooding*
Plumber, after fixing the issue: “it may happen again, you never know, it looked like someone dumped a bunch of pasta down the drain”
Me, knowing full well @bethanycoffey23 just dumped pasta in the drain hours earlier: “oh my goodness no way”
Its alarming that I can tell a PT student “good luck on your tests” ANY DAY of ANY WEEK and be confident that they definitely have some tests coming up.