yellow robe smith

check out what’s going down in clown town

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

@nessdeeds Nailed it!!!!!!!!

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@whorequad But can you do the worm? 🪱

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

Craziest thing about having Covid was quarantining for 2 weeks and then finally going outside and it was a whole other season out there 🥶

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

Ya know who should make the next hard seltzer? Alka seltzer. That’s who

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

Me: *having a normal phone conversation with my brother*
Him: yeah okay but I just found a potato chip in my belly button and I don’t even remember the last time I was eating potato chips

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

I am not adorable

April fools I am a cutie pie

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

I’ve never done March Madness in my life but my work had a pool going so I picked all of my teams based on a dog’s predictions from Tik Tok........ he did me so wrong I’m already out. Still a good boy though!!

[chris @chrisfolse]

if you're cold, they're cold. bring them inside.

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

@lex_montague It’s okay I love the authenticity!!!! So raw, so real

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@lex_montague Crackle

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

Thinking of my bar guests tonight who told me over and over how masks are dumb and the pandemic isn’t real when my great aunt literally DIED of Covid today :) sorry but ur opinion sux and it’s not up for debate BYYYYE

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

Very boring Bowl of Soup this year

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

The man directly responsible for the chaos of today is Donald Trump, who has made it clear that he will do anything to remain in power – including insurrection and inciting violence. Trump will go down in history as the worst and most dangerous president in history.

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

@lex_montague Lord Whorequaad

[jen 🍅 @jenrara]

What is Joe Biden’s plan for getting this RuPaul Old Navy commercial off my tv

[COLiN BURGESS @Colinoscopy]

they finally cracked the zodiac cipher

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

Can’t stop thinking abt my dad at the grocery store right now buying me a tofurkey for thanksgiving

[yellow robe smith @s_pachut]

2020 giveth and 2020 taketh away 😭

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.