Steve the Teacher

I make exams.

[Big Mike Babsky @mrbigvanilla]

The ref when a @ManUtd player looks at him #ARSMUN

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Next time you’re down & feel trampled under ground
You have not been “buried”
You have been “planted”
AND YOU WILL GROW x

[Brian Moore @brianmoore666]

This Govts approach to wrongdoing -
1. It didn't happen
2. If it did happen, it wasn't me
3. If it was me, I did nothing wrong
3. If I did something wrong, I didn't knowingly do it
4. If I knew, it's not serious; nobody died
5. It's a witch hunt
6. Move on
7. Look over there

[Steve the Teacher @s_peterson80]

@TheFrankHindle Popsy would have at least got a hand to it.

[Big Mike Babsky @mrbigvanilla]

#EnglandVsFrance loves a baguette up his butt.

[Steve the Teacher @s_peterson80]

@mrbigvanilla @FIFAWorldCup “Play on… he got the ball”

[Big Mike Babsky @mrbigvanilla]

@FIFAWorldCup did the #ARGNED match use up all the free kicks yesterday? This referee is shocking. #ENGFRA

[S A M U E L @samriley9]

The world started going tits up when kids stopped doing paper rounds!
Truth.

[Big Mike Babsky @mrbigvanilla]

#ImACelebrity how quickly the public forgets. He’s laughing at us and some cock ends have actually been cheering him on.

[Big Mike Babsky @mrbigvanilla]

Matt Hancock is a wanker. #ImACeleb

[Big Mike Babsky @mrbigvanilla]

Can we all agree that VAR is completely pointless. #WorldcupQatar2022 #VAR

[Steve the Teacher @s_peterson80]

@mrbigvanilla Miles offside. Clear as day. Great decision by the officials.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Locations Johnny Cash claims to have been in "I've been everywhere"

[nazir afzal @nazirafzal]

Boris Johnson’s holidays were not cut short for:
- 2011 London riots
- 2021 Taliban takeover of Afghanistan leaving Brits in peril
- 2022 Summer cost of living crisis

Boris Johnson’s holidays cut short for:
- anything from which he may profit

Have I missed anything?

[No Film School @nofilmschool]

The magic of miniature effects in #TheLordOfTheRings ⚔️

🎥 cinema.magic

[Big Mike Babsky @mrbigvanilla]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg This Boris? The one that broke the law? The one who lied to queen and country? The one who said let the, “bodies pile high”?
Either this tweet has to be satire, or surely you’re talking about a different Boris.

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

General. Election. Now. Or take to the streets …. Five Prime Ministers in six years. Just fuck off. All of them