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:P

[sav @s_rumer18]

at Dick’s, it is a habit of mine to ask customers if they want their items in a bag after they check out.
today, a woman came up to the register with 2 kayaks to buy.
after ringing them up, i looked her dead in the eye and said “would you like these in a bag?”

[TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes]

Dear producers

We don’t want to see him in paradise.

Thanks.

#TheBachelorette

[Morten Øverbye  @morten]

An assassination attempt by a mentally ill person using an AR-15 is a terrible reason to vote for the man who made it easier for mentally ill persons to obtain AR-15s.

[Chelsea Allyn @chelseallyn]

Madina: I’m 31 and ancient and need to be put out to pasture

Maria: that’s crazy 31 is young and she’s gorgeous and she has plenty of time

Madina:

#TheBachelor

[Ravina⁷ 😈 @vvspecs]

This

[Nate 🐝🌹🇵🇸 @natemaklocklin]

Texas is 77% Christian. It has had 17 mass shootings in the last 10 years.

Japan is 1% Christian. It has had 0 mass shootings in the last 10 years.

Texas has 29.5 million citizens. Japan has 125.7 million citizens.

It’s the guns. Don’t bring Jesus into this.

[Natalie @jbfan911]

GRWM to go to work. First I wake up ten minutes before I need to be there

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

GREAT NEWS: Ralph Yarl, who was shot TWICE (once in the head) for ringing the wrong doorbell, has been released from the hospital and should recover fully.

GET WELL SOON, RALPH!🙏💙

BONUS NEWS: Andrew Lester, the racist fucker who shot him, is being hit with 2 felony charges of assault in the first degree and armed criminal action.