Sam

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@chasel1994 Drunk on endorphins enough to post?

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@umichvoter Let me know if you make it to dc! 🫡

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@nikicaga I’m next in line if u make it to dc 🫡

[ali @probablyalissa]

[20 minutes after drinking iced coffee on an empty stomach] I think I hauve the parasite

[michael @heatherr0ads]

roommate just told me he’s “running off seven hours of sleep”

[crisp @80000bees]

week 2 at new company. ice breaker question what living person would you choose to have dinner with. i said carly rae jepsen. complete silence on the teams call

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@HookDonPhonix @nikicaga @ParisPhl 16 yr olds are big kids

Or mini adults depending 😭

[P#!L @Phil_TBH]

Get on the debi mazar. I run into Debi mazar. Take us to the Debi mazar. Walk us through the Debi mazar.

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@chasel1994 @nikicaga THANK YOU

I’ve been saying from the start

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Have we advanced enough as a society to admit this was fine and overhated

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@UngluedToast @ZingBotBitch Mine are sashimi and Tony 🤣

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@soplushadvance The lore is that she arrived for the shoot w no makeup on and they asked her to doll up so she went as overboard as possible

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@Lanacats11 @MrCHADCHAD268 @bbmbabyben Bizarre, my sins are my saviour, and everything is sooo good

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@chasel1994 Sorry 😭

I was also a French minor and did a few semestres abroad so im right there mourning alongside you 🫠

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

get. on. the debi mazar,
I run into debi mazar,
take us to the debi mazar,
walk us to the debi mazar

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@nikicaga Westeros is based

I can tell u were in the gay promiscuity era

[Sam @s_sam2023]

@PimpedByPieLX @22_moreminutes Yall bullied her into editing the pic 😭