Schmalbert Schmells

Keeper of Secrets.
Aviation Enthusiast. GOP Inner Circle
Gov. authorized teacher email blaster
"What's happened to my Party?"

[Schmalbert Schmells @s_schmells]

At the 1:44 mark, @GovMattBevin calls my name, anointing me as the authorized blaster of govt. email accounts, saying that I could send bad things about HIM, and no one should be offended. I will try to use my power for the common good, and the $350,000 that he pays his friends.

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@jmac8779 @jackwindsor Most people draw far more than they paid in, don't they? At least for the portion that they paid.

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@RyanQuarlesKY I'm in Raywick, KY. I'm betting they could hear me groan at that pun all the way in Lexington.

But thanks for the humor. We all need a little lift.

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@puck269 @Joe_Gerth Thank you.

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@hakimekapan @kroniknews I would think closing an open door is not bad manners. Many families teach their children to close doors behind them, turn off lights when they leave a room unoccupied, and so on. The mannerless part was laughing at the guy who walked into the door. Although, I would have too.

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@puck269 @Joe_Gerth Who is Ark?

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@KYHSHistory No, it's not old fashioned. An Old Fashioned is a delicious drink made with the elixir of the heavens: bourbon.

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@oneTermAndy1 @WLWT Is it? I don't know that I've ever seen him. You gotta admit, though. He looks like a young, pre-ALS, Stephen Hawking. His mouth even looks like he's saying the word "relativity".

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@oneTermAndy1 @WLWT Well, in this photo that you posted, he appears to have resurrected Stephen Hawking and cured his ALS. That ain't bad work, even if I can't stand Beshear.

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@Mom1234567890 @courierjournal Good is in the eye(or in this case, ass) of the beholder, I guess.

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@KYGOP If my old boss, Matt Bevin, is in jail for contempt at this time, will it be postponed and rescheduled. It seems disrespectful to the former governor for you all to be celebrating Alvarado while Gov. Bevin is desperately clutching his soap in the Big House.

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@KYHSHistory And that's one of the kids that Gov Bevin actually liked and took care of! You never hear about those. The press just keeps talking about the ones that he adopted and then shipped out to the camps when they were no longer useful...uh, I mean when they were grown!

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@terrymeiners No Jail can hold my old boss, Matt Bevin! He'll smuggle a backhoe into jail in his, uh..backhole, and take the whole place down! And he could do it, too! I once saw the entire Republican Senate leadership crawl out of there after a meeting at the Capitol! Looked like coal miners.

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@KySportsRadio From left to right: John Fetterman, Amy McGrath, and Michael J. Fox. Oh, and Matt.

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@DustinRIsaacsKY @KatieMiller @TheDemocrats Well, if we're being honest, politics in the US have always been dirty. But the general unpleasantness going on now is kinda on us. We thought it funny when Trump insults people, and now it's about to eat us. And it pains me to say that, being a member of the RPK Inner Circle.

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@TheRobertBshow Pagan/!?! The public school teachers that I had in Raywick, KY back in the day were good Godly Christian women who taught Sunday School and directed Christmas plays and choir. I got my own problems with the teachers, but that ain't one of them. You spoke a damn lie.

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@ky_rtl @ClistonBrown It's crazy the number of people I meet who don't realize that "Weekend at Bernie's" is a documentary.

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@CoachBourbonUSA 7. I'm pretty sure that's right.

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@oneTermAndy1 Serious question, OTA. Will we field a candidate that can bet the Lt. Gov or Rocky Adkins? I"ve been disappointed many times in the past because we can't get our best and brightest to run for Governor.

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@oneTermAndy1 There does seem to be something in the air when you drive through Frankfort. I am up there a couple or three times a year. That's all it takes to get my fill of the place.