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you will never meet someone else that loves pizza more than I do • she/her

[paula🏹 @pauladxlgado]

When you think Taylor Swift, i hope you think of me

[sissy @s_smith4]

When your OB says that hopefully I’ll still be pregnant at 35 weeks for my baby shower….. and you’re currently 32 weeks along

[sissy @s_smith4]

Started my day with a shot in the ass.

[sissy @s_smith4]

I would do almost anything to never have a migraine or headache ever again.

[sissy @s_smith4]

I never knew there was an NBA team called the Nuggets…

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Last night we all danced together in the rain for THE ENTIRE 3.5 HOUR SHOW in foxy Foxborough MA!! We’ve had rain shows at Gillette Stadium before but this was a full on deluge that never let up, I just want to thank that iconic crowd!! Love you so much you have no idea 💕🥰🥲

[sissy @s_smith4]

I’m scared to bring a life into this world seeing all the dangerous and senseless acts that occur with no repercussions or changes.

[sissy @s_smith4]

How many more people need to die before our government does something about the gun issue?!

[sissy @s_smith4]

I want to run away for a little bit

[sissy @s_smith4]

Real question - why do teachers have to packing up their room and set it up every year if they’re going to be in the same room 🤔 I’ve never understood

[sissy @s_smith4]

Yes I’m in therapy

[sissy @s_smith4]

I feel like I like people more than they like me

[sissy @s_smith4]

I don’t think I feel like myself anymore. But honestly I don’t even know what my baseline is

[sissy @s_smith4]

Is it just me or is a rum bucket embarrassing to carry around?

[sissy @s_smith4]

Please tell me I’m not the only one who shoves tissues up my nose when I’m sick with a runny nose….

[sissy @s_smith4]

We should have a system where each person is reviewed, similar to how places are reviewed. Maybe everyone would be nicer in hopes of getting 5 stars.

[sissy @s_smith4]

It’s finally Scorpio season 😈

[sissy @s_smith4]

I just realized that I constantly interchange “button up” and “button town” when describing the same type of shirt 🤔🤔

[sissy @s_smith4]

Can we make it illegal for old men to hit on younger women at their place of work? They are just being nice because it’s their literal JOB