Sean

[Sean @s_stanto17]

Daytime & Sports are the best 2 words conjoined since Jesus & Christ

[Sean @s_stanto17]

I swear they’re writing my 50/50 tickets in Ancient Greek it can’t be the same language as the winning number

[Sean @s_stanto17]

@Gwizzoppp Never could, no sweat lil cuz

[Sean @s_stanto17]

@JeffPassan Homered in Philly last Friday

[Sean @s_stanto17]

Summer ‘26 is the official season of crop dusting patio seating

[Sean @s_stanto17]

Homophobia went off like a nuke at work today when my girlfriend was referred to as my “partner”…thank god I work at a small ma & pa

[Sean @s_stanto17]

@the_nba911 Setting the bar high. Risky call starting out so sharp, but that’s what derby week brings out of you

[Sean @s_stanto17]

Thot daughter or milk substitute son?

[Sean @s_stanto17]

It’s all about the little things like working in an office Tuesday-Thursday and telling all my coworkers “see you next Tuesday”as we part ways Thursday

[Sean @s_stanto17]

Spirit Airlines Flight Attendant gotta rank top 5 in suicide rates for any profession

[Sean @s_stanto17]

To the gentleman who booted my car at Walgreens, enjoy your $170 and ICE is on the way

[Sean @s_stanto17]

@the_nba911 @jamesports69 Talk about gettin my bill ups!

[Sean @s_stanto17]

Best $30 I ever spent was enrolling my girlfriend in March madness brackets and masters pools. Not only is it now appointment television but it’s also paid out 700%

[Sean @s_stanto17]

@the_nba911 @jamesports69 State your case

[Sean @s_stanto17]

7th place in the Nick Woj bracket

[Sean @s_stanto17]

Itty bitty Mexicans in Javy Baez jerseys making it feel like 2016 again

[Sean @s_stanto17]

If my JBS album gets Yellowstoned I’m gonna Flower Moon my way through the south west to get it back

[Sean @s_stanto17]

The March Madness feeling I have in my balls is exponentially amplified by Arrakis crossing my TL

[Sean @s_stanto17]

What do yall know about Steve Max the Simon Sez king

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

RIP Big 12 glass court experiment

3/4/26 - 3/12/26

[Sean @s_stanto17]

The idea of Dybansta goin crazy on an LED court sounds great on paper but that shit looks stinky P U