*Walks into the dollar section at Target* Me: “oh this is cute”
My wallet:
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Don’t do it
Cashier: “Your total is $128”
My favorite thing to do is to not do any form of exercise for 6 months, and then jump back into dance for two straight days and wake up with the feeling like someone beat the shit out of your body with a pillowcase full of bricks. ☺️
Does every Hallmark Christmas movie have the same plot?
Yes.
Am I still going to watch them and act surprised when Susan falls in love with the small town baker who only wears sweaters instead of falling for the big city CEO?
Yes.