sydney

eating cookies and avoiding confrontation

[paris rae @parisrae13]

and i think taylor swift should be meaner

[sydney @s_weg]

@jchat85 It should be your new profile pic

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[public emmany #1 🦬 @theemmacasey]

I like when people add a porch to their house and then you see them on their porch all the time, even years later. Their dreams came true! (I want a porch real bad)

[Katie @KayTeeeOh]

As a summer lover, the august scaries have officially set in

[Marshall Scott @Marshall__Scott]

Slipping the anesthesiologist a twenty and asking them to keep me under for a few weeks

[alyssa😢 @lesscoolalyssa]

Yall be careful driving out there I’m on my phone

[Just a girl @dammit_amy]

Other than everything, I’m fine.

[sydney @s_weg]

90s tv shows really had me believing my permanent record would follow me for the rest of my life

[Wilde Thingy @wildethingy]

Everyone is getting idioter.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

life’s too short for forgive and forget it’s time for revenge and remember

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

Hate when the person sitting next to me on the subway notices me shamelessly reading their texts and starts tilting it out of my view like c’mon lemme have a lil read it’s just me c’mon who am I gonna tell it’s only me

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

I wish people could still see my likes so they would know how good my sense of humor is and how correct the opinions I agree with are

[inspector ratchet @_hood_mona_lisa]

Caffeine is not enough I need to be electrocuted

[liv @downBaddie]

guys the epidemic of meeting someone one time and then following each other on instagram has got to stop. i can’t keep living like this I DONT KNOW YOU

[rly cool girl @hikingshawty]

Life is all about like. Going on a walk and then going on another one

[sydney @s_weg]

@JasonKelce How do athletes adjust to different altitudes (ex: going to Denver to play)

[Mother Theresa @t_dabrowski]

Some of you have never been shit on by a bird and it shows.