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Oddly Disappointing

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@PhrasePavilion Do it! entomologist do it all the time.

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@PhrasePavilion @rossneir https://t.co/nGEzNTlRYk

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"Don't listen to anyone's advice. No one knows what the hell they are doing." - a 93 year old.

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@dnmglch See you on shark tank. I can be patient 0.

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@Kaci_Whitehead And in my car.. and at my desk at work..

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@dnmglch @e_vlewis Psh girl. Maybe if it was two weeks ago that’s what I was listening too 🙄. I’m on Ozzy Osbourne now.

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My phone gets it. Self degradation, ageism, and sexism. The holy trinity.

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Happy July 1st! 🔥 🌡

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@Kaci_Whitehead @lekurokami Bro that’s a cat.

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I can’t believe in 2019 people still buy bottled water.

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I’m sure Becky, suburban mom of 4, is STILL getting great use out of her SodaStream™️. A purchase that did not go wasted.

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@shelbitedeschi I’m team Volturi.

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Okay that’s the 2,453 overripe banana I’ve put in my freezer.

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@kristenmorris10 What the hell is it?

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Still waiting for summer break to start....

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@krussell_17 I grew up down the road from a duck farm. Lol

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@Kaci_Whitehead “Bae made dinner tonight 😍😍” *insert picture of boiled pasta with canned sauce.

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*takes Zantac with coffee.

[Steve DuBois @Twitlysium]

Dumbledore allowed the entirety of House Slytherin to believe they'd won the cup, then awarded an arbitrary number of points to kids from his former house (for violating his explicit instructions) in order to snatch the fruits of a year's effort from them in front of their peers.

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If y’all need to check if your cupcakes are ready and y’aint gotta toothpick. Just use my FACKIGN LEG!