Salvatore Parillo

Born and raised in Melbourne, FL, went to undergrad in Orlando, FL, did the masters in East Lansing, MI! Work in Hampton Roads, VA and frequently in upstate NY.

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

Hey @Microsoft what’s the reason for always “restarting” my device on an “Update and Shutdown” command? Shouldn’t be too hard to figure out…

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

@PeteButtigieg love that your Sec of Transportation. Now, can we get @Amtrak back on track? (no pun intended) happy to help! I’ve had more delayed trains this year, stranding me at my home station because delays make trains arrive so late, no more transportation is going then…

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

It truly is astounding how much @Amtrak doesn’t care for timeliness of trains outside of the Acelas. Just once I want to get home to NFK on-time & still be able to commute home safely not waiting overnight outside a station because of @Amtrak’s incompetence. #deplorable #stranded

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@Amtrak that was the absolute worst trip of my life on 157 on June 19. You should be utterly ashamed. There is no excuse for the deplorable service only to just be apologized to and nothing more

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

@Starbucks get your sh*t together. You have a beautiful store in the nicest train hall (Moynihan, NYC), and they can’t make any cold brews. #notsmart #getittogether

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

Really, @CBSNews? Are we in college?

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

Finally able to catch up on @RuPaulsDragRace.

@RuPaul: "Syracuse, Schenectady, Utica."

Me: "#OhHoney, @QueenUtica from Utica, MINNESOTA. #DontchyaKnow? But glad to know one celebrity knows NY is an entire state 😂"

#DragRace

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

Hey @PressSec @kayleighmcenany haven’t heard much bullsh*t spew from your ugly face. What’s wrong? Finally eating your hoof feet for supporting THE WORST President ever. Dumb, we will, #cunexttuesday

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

Watching this House floor debate on PA Electoral Objection is funny. I wonder how much shade @SpeakerPelosi is throwing under that mask? #CleverGirl to keep it on. I’ll tell you what though, she knows when your time is up and makes sure you do too! #Yaass 👏🏼

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

@SenatorLoeffler you’re no longer a senator. You were a lame duck. And you are an ugly *uck. Time to change your handle on here. Now, get out you skeletor hag and go back to crypt keeping. Ugh #youregross

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

God, #ifonly I presided on the Floor.

Me: your time is up

Them: ok, I would just like to end with...

Me: I said your time is up, #BYE

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

😂 spot on

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

Romney's death stare at Hawley is legendary.

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

#MorefromtheSenateFloor

(I won’t name the senator) “now I know my state can cause some controversy... *chuckles* I love my state. I wanna die there, but not anytime soon.”

Not soon enough if you ask me...

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Some cabinet members are holding preliminary discussions about invoking the 25th amendment to force Trump’s removal from office, a source familiar with the matter tells CNN. It’s unclear whether the effort would ultimately be successful at this stage.

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

#MorefromtheSenateFloor

“Imagine of the other party [dems] had majority and we [GOP] won the presidency with a slim majority.”

Or something as contentious as not winning the popular vote, but still winning... 😶

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

#MorefromtheSenateFloor

“we are the shining city on the hill.”

Not anymore bitch!

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

More quotes from the Senate floor:

"This isn't a protest, it's an attempt to overturn an election. You want to protest, you can go outside." - Rand Paul

... But not in D.C. #6PMCurfew 😂

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Malfoy of the @USSenate. They’re coming for the muggles! 😳

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

Quotes I'm loving from the Senate floor right now:
"Nothing is too big we can't fix it."
🤔Oh really, so what about Flint, MI? 🤔

[Salvatore Parillo @sa1ejandro]

Oh and btw @PokemonGoApp @NianticHelp I’m expecting a reply and expect the correct customer service to resolve this.