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Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack.

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Dryers need a re-dry setting for "my sheets ate my laundry."

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@jkaracsony @CNN Where do I sign?!

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@forever_rafter @enews Not sure how this is any different than fat shaming..

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@saldo @PewPewBangKaPow @GovPressOffice @CAgovernor They have the mentality of a middle school kid. Irrelevant cartoons and name-calling are as strong as their arguments are going to get lol

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@Variety That really explains why Netflix docs drag 3-5 episodes too long. All very repetitive and a waste of time.

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@RealConorOil @SouthPark THIS is what you came up with?

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Wow @ultabeauty @ABHcosmetics only for $50? Don't get too carried away with your generosity! I could always use more junk to shove in the back of my bathroom drawers until purging season..

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@Felix_Manyindo @El__Bohemio @MargaretAtwood Or you just aren't educated enough to read between the lines. 😅

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@Peacemaker811 @El__Bohemio @MargaretAtwood You're a moron.

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@Dr_Merica2 @MargaretAtwood Such a childish, uneducated comment. Go back to your farm, hillbilly.

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@mdpaulus @MargaretAtwood This is just another example of how simple-minded trumpers are.

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.@GovParsonMO, please do not let Missouri execute
@innonence @the_MIP client #MarcellusWilliams, an innocent person — where there is overwhelming evidence that his trial was constitutionally unfair — on 9/24. https://t.co/gLTlqJuUIT

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@BravoWWHL @BravoTV Ariana is glowing!! 😍😍

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@TTHOOM Apparently. https://t.co/Ku1zgR0nM3

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The best is when someone gets so triggered they stalk my page so they can pick on the 3 posts I made in the last year. Yes bitch I buy shit from Temu! 😂 I live in the most expensive city in the country, gas is $7/gall. & we're paying taxes for your homeless friends to move here.

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@nbcsandiego Send them one block west for a week and then back east? Same sh*t, different block.

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@dukeistheking @nbcsandiego Read the article. The headline is so misleading and defaming.

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@JAMnit_JAM @SpencerAlthouse Hey thanks for checking me out! Sign up for Temu!

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@SpencerAlthouse This isn't even that bad. You all expect a MSG performance but you all get offended at every other thing so you can't handle proper comedy anymore. The audience caused this, not him. He's actually funny and it shows when he goes off script.

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@JAMnit_JAM @SpencerAlthouse Stay in your lane Susan.