Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
#Trump #Swamp #TrumpSwamp #ReflectingPool #CompleteFail
Donald Trump will go down in history as the only US President to be outwitted by a single-cell organism.
Proof that even the lowest forms of life are smarter than Trump! 🦠
If paint is peeling off a pool, due to shoddy workmanship and improper treatment of the water by park personnel, it is NOT a crime to touch or photograph it. Literally hundreds of journalists have done that. Trump charging random people seems like more lawfare. No way they get convictions. More nonsense so that MAGA can blame someone other than Trump's incompetent no-bid contractors.