applejack

farming (parody account)

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

i think mass deportation operations are morally wrong on their face and make everyone less safe. one for the road. booyah

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

applejack has gone woke
https://t.co/VE6nZqe6O6

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

applejack has been found alive on bluesky

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

applejack has been found dead in cincinnati

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

it is my twitter birthday. my present will be you going to bluesky to follow me there

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

dear nsa agent: i am making a post on this website only to redirect people to my account another website. do not report me for being on the "x"

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

its over. get out of my car now

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

pikmin is real

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

i wish i could have 200 billion dollars and just do whatever the fuck i feel like on a whim

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

thank you
ill say goodbye soon
though its the end of the world
blame elon musk now

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

they made applejack woke

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

@picklesmick @InternetHippo they would all be democracies if not for those damn bernie bros

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

and it looks like elon and zuckerberg are going to take it down to the wire, and - is that - by god, its applejack with a guillotine

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

@picklesmick @InternetHippo vote harder

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

@InternetHippo putin simply should have been voted out

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

@RealYouTubeKids the shittiest chatgpt bots on earth being invariably tagged in the comments of any news headline:

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

okay. the opposite of trans people is now “weirdos”

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@JamesEsses Repeated, targeted harassment against any account will cause the harassing accounts to receive, at minimum, temporary suspensions.

The words “cis” or “cisgender” are considered slurs on this platform.

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

oh fuck

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

i am undyne

[My Little Pony Facts @MLPonyFacts]

You feel your sins crawling on your back.

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

@vzxkr @InternetHippo please arrive at the mall two hours before you can leave it - 90% of the time youll have to spend ninety minutes doing nothing, but hoo boy is the other 10% stressful

[applejack @SAA_Applejack]

“watchu know about rollin down in the deep?” these five billionaires found out the hard way what its like to be astronauts in the ocean - and they faced much more than mental freeze