My Little Pony Facts

(Parody account) Fun facts about your favorite ponies from the My Little Pony series!
🔞Posts may mention sexual or sensitive subjects, minors DNI🔞

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We turned Sunburst into a girl and your children are next.

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@GarrettKeller11 Popping out of retirement just to tell you no one asked.

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One last thing on the subject of Tell Your Tale ending

Another fan of Tell Your Tale has created a petition to continue Tell Your Tale (or at least, G5 in general) in the future.

It's important we remind you this effort likely won't do anything. But we will share it here.

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@Harry_Ashfield @MrBeast don't hate the game, hate the gamer

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@Lapatate005 @Dantromp_ (it is canon)

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Applejack and Rainbow Dash got married.

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Source??

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DELTARUNE Chapter 3+4 have been released.

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@MrVectorMV idfk

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fact check

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NEW SERIES ANNOUNCEMENT!

By popular demand, 2027 will bring a NEW generation of My Little Pony with a full reimagining of Friendship is Magic!

We hope you're as excited as we are to yank these ponies out of retirement and milk the nostalgia straight into Hasbro's wallets!

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We also wrote the word "gullible" all over your ceilings.
Go on. Look. 😈😈😈

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@ManehattanStonk We were satirizing Hasbro's direction towards nostalgia with a cynical, on-the-nose announcement of a G4 reboot calling Friendship a "shell of what it used to be"

This doesn't feel like it should've needed explanation.

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@DaRealJaytoms Gullible, it seems.
We swear that we tried to be really obvious this time.

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@ManehattanStonk We know about that. What do you think we were making fun of?

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@Procerusgiraffe That shit sucks.

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@JeremyENBY You're irrationally mad at a cute cartoon horse and we think that's sad

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@JeremyENBY What the hell are you talking about lmfao

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@pokemon_bb92960 @Lakerfan2414 @ThomasCrossman9 @Sulka765 @Hasbro It is true, though the sentiment we're never getting anymore G5 seems a little presumptuous to us

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@Aeris97 the source is obviously google, as seen above

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Trixie and Starlight got married because they're loving marefriends and were ready to spend their lives together.

And so they'll never have to testify against each other in court.

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@UltraSinoic Based on engagement and replies we've received, we feel pretty comfortable estimating that at least 1/4th of our followers are bots.

And almost all of the replies we get to our normal posts are bots.

It's deflating. We miss interacting with real people.

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We're pretty sure barely any of you are still real on this bot-infested hellscape.

You can find us under the same name over where the skies are bluer, and we'll post when the vibes are right. In the meantime, this account will remain mostly abandoned. It was fun.

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@GodSupersoldier The following page on Twitter is also largely algorithm driven.

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@ManehattanStonk You're weird.

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@GodSupersoldier Unlike Twitter, you can tailor your feed on Bsky to be what you want.

If that's all you saw, it's kind of your fault.