Angela Abrams

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[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

me after a long day of making no sense and misreading social cues

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

ashtray you gotta let people ask questions baby.

[lil level up 🕸️🕯️ @levelupdub]

If fezco dies I’m popping fayes lips

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

[nina🖤 @ninavaccaro_]

rue: go away fez i’m taking the biggest shit right now
fez: you like.. want some pepto bismol #Euphoria

[bummer without b @bummer_no_b]

You all watch Euphoria but Eu don’t care who died Phoria sins.

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Not one single pet on euphoria maybe that’s what’s wrong with everyone

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

Rappers really be dissing they own fans “U working minimum wage while I spend ur rent at the club” bro I’m tryna feed my family

[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[Caesar Salad Papi @Dennie302]

Yo I just realized it’s called HBOMAX cuz it’s HBO and Cinemax combined together. I thought the “max” was just some fly shit like this HBO to the max lmaoooo

[Sean O’Connor @seanoconnz]

My son’s school taught him to say, “Bon Appetit you now may eat,” before every meal and I’m going to really miss that when he’s 14 and tells me to go fuck myself.

[S H A M I L A 🍭 🇸🇱 @ItsShamilaAgain]

Having a child at my age still feels like teen pregnancy and I can’t explain why

[Gucci @moncleryear]

popcorn reading in school was jus a form of bullying that the teachers lowkey encouraged

[goblin ells @elliepeek]

the first person to ever throw up was probably like ok what the fuck

[batman @hollywood_olu]

“subway is nasty” NEWS FLASH bitch you made that nasty ass sandwich

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

spielberg could never

[matty boy @mattjrodgers]

Taco Bell just announced the new “Doritos Where the Hell have you been Locas Tacos”